Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Matt White bought a piece of property that belonged to his great-aunt for $50,000 so that she can go to a nursing home. Then while working on the property, he kept digging these weird flat rocks. They were Goshen stone. They cost about $100 per ton, which is a lot if you think about it. They’re just rocks. It turns out that he might have 24 million tons of it. Despite the prospect of becoming a billionaire, it seems like Matt White is still trying to play in the Majors.