Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.


12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!


Lexus of Bellevue

Lexus of Bellevue

This is a huge Lexus dealership in Bellevue, WA. It is about 5 minutes from the Microsoft campus. It’s 4 stories tall and has an escalator. It’s not that great looking. It looks so sterile and cold. It’s only impressive because it’s trying very hard to sell their luxury image.

My New Car: 2004 Audi S4 Avant

2004 Audi S4 Avant

Last Wednesday, I traded in my 2001 Audi TT Roadster for a 2004 Audi S4 Avant. I did this out of the blue. It was partly an impulse buy. A lot of people question the purchase. The most popular question I get is why I went from a 2-seater compact roadster to a wagon. To that, I point to what’s under the hood. The 340hp 4.2 V8 just begs me to drive the car to its limits. While the TorSen based all-wheel drive system helps to keep me from going over the limit. It’s more of a lifestyle change as I am a maniac on the road.

Oh and post 200!