Obama and Brad Pitt are Related

OK Magazine reports that Barack Obama and Brad Pitt are ninth cousins. In fact, Hilary Clinton and Angelina Jolie are also ninth cousins. Clinton is also related to Madonna, Celine Dion and Alanis Morrissette. Other people Obama is related are George W. Bush, Winston Churchill, Robert E. Lee, and Dick Cheney.

Owen Wilson Tried Suicide

“On Sunday Aug. 26. 2007 at 12:10 pm officers from the Santa Monica Police Department responded to a medical assistance call from the Santa Monica Fire Department,” the police said in a news release. “The person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated.”

The Enquirer said Wilson’s wrist was stitched and bandaged at the hospital, and that Wilson would “be detoxed.”

They’re talking about Owen Wilson. I guess I won’t make fun of him anymore.

Immaculate Conception

David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage – without even touching her.

Speaking to German magazine Galore, the illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different kinds of magic tricks.

He said: “Bull s**t! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I’m going to make a girl pregnant on stage.”

He added: “Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I’m not telling you any more.”

The magician is currently on tour in Germany with his show, An Intimate Evening of Grahttps://sungsblog.com/wordpress/wp-admin/post-new.php?posted=15nd Illusion.