If you’re going to go after the record for the most Smurfs in one place, you can’t half-ass it. You have to bring your A game. The record is 451 Smurfs set by students at Warwick University last year. The Croatians managed just 395 Smurfs. Pathetic.
Drunk Man and His Horse in an ATM
So this drunk guy was riding his horse around Berlin the other night. He got sleepy but couldn’t find a place to park his horse. He decided to go into a heated ATM room with his horse to sleep. The horse pooped right next to him.
