The Onion: Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey

Tony WomoDAWWAS—Cowboys medical personnel confirm that quawterback Tony Womo injured his thwowing hand in last week’s 30-24 loss to the Arizona Cardinals and is expected to miss the next month after suffewing a sevewy bwoken wight pinkie-winkie.
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Team doctors originally believed Womo’s poor, poor bwoken fingey was merewy spwained, despite the quarterback insisting that his pinkie felt really, really, really ouchie after being hit by wots and wots of big mean mans during the first play of overtime.

The Cowboys are denying rumors that Womo will require weconstwuctive pinkie surgewy, insisting that it is only a bad owie and that Womo will not be placed on injuwed weserve.

“Tony has been very, very bwave through all this and barely cried at all when he heard his widdle fingey was in fact bwoken,” coach Wade Phillips said Monday, explaining that Womo was “westing comfiwy” and watching cartoons at home and had thus far managed to keep his pinkie out of his mouth. “I’d say he’s week to week, but it’s up to the team medics to say when he’s completely all-better-now.”

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Important Story About Fantasy Football

Tim Brown on Fantasy Football in the workplace

Tim Brown, marketing manager for Active Web Group in Hauppauge, is not only a fantasy football fan, but he also runs a league to which several of his colleagues belong. He said very little office time is spent on the activity because football games are played just once a week. He admits that he’s seen colleagues from former jobs become obsessive in the workplace. But he said he does most of his league work at home, checking scores occasionally during the workday for what amounts to less time than a coffee break.

“I care about my job,” he said.