These next two links are NSFW and very terrible (depending on the type of person you are). You’ve been warned.
The deputy mayor of Delhi, India was attacked by a group of wild monkeys yesterday and has died today. Apparently, wild monkeys are a real problem in India. The solution to this problem is, you guessed it, a group of larger monkeys trained to take out the wild monkeys. This is the beginning of another Monkey War.