Monkey Balls:
These next two links are NSFW and very terrible (depending on the type of person you are). You’ve been warned.
Monkey War Going on in India
The deputy mayor of Delhi, India was attacked by a group of wild monkeys yesterday and has died today. Apparently, wild monkeys are a real problem in India. The solution to this problem is, you guessed it, a group of larger monkeys trained to take out the wild monkeys. This is the beginning of another Monkey War.
