Take a NY cab to Arizona A New York couple decided to move to Arizona once they retired. Like most New Yorkians, they didn’t have a car. Rather than flying and shipping their pets where they can’t see them, they decided to take a cab. They asked a taxi-driver, “wanna drive us to Arizona?” The taxi-driver said, “would I?!” all excited like Milhouse from the Simpsons would be. Then they did and gave Milhouse money. The end.